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Friday, 1 November 2013

'Asian Neanderthals' may have occupied Australia'

           
            'Asian Neanderthals' may have occupied Australia'

John Ross
The Australian
October 18, 2013 5:00AM

NEANDERTHAL peoples' Asian cousins occupied the islands of our nearest neighbours and possibly Australia itself, scientists believe. - See more at: http://www.theaustralian.com.au/higher-education/asian-neanderthals-may-have-occupied-australia/story-e6frgcjx-1226741814927#sthash.e9SVYW52.dpuf


 University of Adelaide archaeologist 
Alan Cooper

An interesting hypothesis? 

Thursday, 31 October 2013

Is the Loch Ness Monster holidaying downunder on Magnetic Island?

Is the Loch Ness Monster holidaying down-under on Magnetic Island?
Last Friday, 25th October 2013, Magnetic Island Marriage Celebrant David Crusty Herron was walking along Magnetic Island's Picnic Bay Beach with a prospective bride & groom to select a location for their wedding ceremony. This is what they saw,


Loch Ness Monster or Lost Ness Monster?

On Monday 28 October 2013 The Townsville Bulletin Carried this story by Reporter Emma Channon.

Monster mystery as 'Lost Nessie' spotted off Magnetic Island


The Courier Mail Monday 28 October 2013 headline...

BREAKING NEWS

Has Loch Ness monster migrated to Nth Qld?

COULD a North Queensland tropical island have its very own Loch Ness monster?

Some beachgoers at Magnetic Island, off Townsville, seem to think so after seeing a distinctive long, curved "neck" bobbing up and down off the coast on Friday.

But marine biologists who've seen the picture say the unidentified marine object is probably a piece of a tree or boat.

And a man who has dedicated his life studying mythical animals is also unconvinced it's a "Nessie".

The strange sea sighting has created quite a buzz on the island, with locals desperate to know: just what is lurking in the water?

One of them is marriage celebrant David "Crusty" Herron, who photographed it from a beach about 200 metres away.

"It was bobbing up and down in the water and at first I thought 'what's that'?" Mr Herron told AAP.

"Someone yelled out 'it looks like a Loch Ness monster'.

"I've never seen anything like it - it could be anything. We are all wanting to know what it is." 
Click the link to read the full story by  Melissa Grant AAP





4BC Drive with Gary Hardgrave

Nessy spotting

4BC Drive: Some beachgoers at Magnetic Island, off Townsville, seem to think they’ve seen the Loch Ness Monster at the coast on Friday.

One of them is Magnetic Island Weddings Celebrant David 'Crusty' Herron. Crusty affectionately calls it the "Lost Ness" monster and he shares the details of the sighting with Gary Hardgrave.


Sunrise on channel 7 with more about Nessie...

Click here to see the video


More follows as it comes to hand...

Thursday, 29 August 2013

Australia's democratic beliefs, rights and liberties: Democracy not Theocracy!

Australia's democratic beliefs, rights and liberties

At the citizenship ceremony, you pledge that you share Australia's democratic beliefs and that you respect the rights and liberties of the people of Australia.
Our democratic beliefs:
  • Parliamentary democracy (NOT an Islamist State Democracy NOT Theocracy)
  • The rule of law (NOT Islamic religious law)
  • Living peacefully (Peace in Islam can exist only within the Islamic world;  Peace can only be between Moslem and Moslem - NO Muslim calls to prayer)
  • Respect for all individuals regardless of background (NON-Muslim are not infidels to be persecuted, vilified or killed)
  • Compassion for those in need
Our freedoms:
  • Freedom of speech and freedom of expression
  • Freedom of association
  • Freedom of religion and secular government (The essence of Islam. Islam was born with the idea that it should rule the world)
Our equalities:
  • Equality in Australia
  • Equality of men and women
  • Equality of opportunity

The essence of the following is not in accord with
Australia's democratic beliefs, rights and liberties





Islam is Theocracy not Democracy!

There is no fundamental Islam. There is only Islam full stop. 
The question is how the Koran is interpreted.

This Post contributed by E B has been edited by the moderators with the consent of the contributor and published in the interest of 
Freedom of speech and freedom of expression whilst we still have them.

Wednesday, 28 August 2013

Camouflage Magnetic Island Style. Do You See What I See?

Camouflage Magnetic Island Style. Do You See What I See?


Magnetic Island Welcome Swallows Bend Power Line!

Magnetic Island Welcome Swallow Bend Power Line! Uri Geller is not the only mind bender of metal objects.

The things a bloke does to impress his girl!

Distressed Green Turtle Rescued at Magnetic Island

Last Sunday Magnetic Islanders got together at Picnic Bay to rescue another distressed turtle. The large green turtle, named Gulbura by the rescuers, was seen floating just off Picnic Bay Beach. Gulbura was unable to dive and was under immediate threat from passing boats.



Whilst many islanders including, first on the scene, one of our trained carers, she knows who she is, and some island visitors were involved in the rescue, the heroes of the moment were Jumara Kyle and Kayte Wightman. The couple were fishing with friends on the jetty and when approached, happily hauled in their lines to assist us. Jumara & Kayte drifted their boat close to the turtle then dived into the water to gently bring Gulbura 150+metres to another waiting volunteer carer on the beach. Hellen Campbell was assisted by her sister Mandy and other bystanders. Gulbura is currently undergoing emergency treatment at Maggie's Horseshoe Bay Turtle Hospital. Read more about our *MINT facility in the Magnetic Times



 




 



The cause of Gulbura's demise is not yet known. Generally accumulation of gas is the cause of Floating Syndrome. An accumulation of gas can be caused by a turtle ingesting a foreign object such as a hook, fishing line, plastics, other garbage items; or pollution caused bacterial infections; or dehydration. The turtle did have markings on her carapace that appeared to have been made by either a net or a small propeller according to several experienced islanders.

Thanks to all. We wish her well and hope for a speedy recovery. Gulbura was classified as 'Her' because she was too beautiful to be male. I hope nobody publishes the pics of me as Tony Abbott in 'budgie smugglers'.

As of Wednesday, Gulbura's condition is critical

Post Contributed by David Crusty Herron

* MINT is about our community taking action for sea turtle conservation through rehabilitation, awareness and education. If anyone is interested in being involved and receiving updates please email MINT at miturtles2011@gmail.com (Magnetic Times)


Thursday, 18 April 2013

New! Facebook Abbreviations from the farcebook-team blog. WOBH!

Tired of the same old? Well, here's a new facebook abbreviation (acronym) to test drive. WOBH. An aging farcebook-team contributor found an old screen printed T-shirt from his hippie days in the 60s. 

 this is for 'Stabby Rivke' on facebook
from the farcebook team


Disclaimer.
Around the time of Australia's version of Woodstock 1960's a bloke ka, 
BBQ Bob the Bastard Burton got a friend to think up a slogan to express his amazement at the actions of the Queensland Government of the day, that would not get him arrested. Of course the original artwork was hand drawn  & not simply flicked off the net.

Friday, 4 January 2013

On Magnetic Island we think twice before spreading a rumour. Well most of us. Try the Ultimate Gossip Test.

 On  Magnetic Island most of us think twice before spreading a rumour. Here is a short story that explains the three filters of Socrates – The Ultimate Gossip Test. Here it goes...

Everything the gossip monger told me is true!
Because some other gossip monger told me it was.
(DCH2009)

~O~

One day the great philosopher Socrates came upon an acquaintance who ran up to him excitedly and said, "Socrates, do you know what I just heard about one of your students?"

Socrates"Wait a moment," Socrates replied. "Before you tell me, I'd like you to pass a little test. It's called the Test of Three."

"Three?"

"That's right, Socrates continued. "Before you talk to me about my student let's take a moment to test what you're going to say. The first test is Truth. Have you made absolutely

sure that what you are about to tell me is true?"

No," the man said, "actually I just heard about it."

"All right," said Socrates. "So you don't really know if it's True or not."

"Now let's try the second test, the test of Goodness. Is what you are about to tell me about my student something good?"

"No, on the contrary..."

"So," Socrates continued, "you want to tell me something bad about him even though you're not certain it's true?"

The man shrugged, a little embarrassed.

Socrates continued. "You may still pass though, because there is a third test - the filter of Usefulness. Is what you want to tell me about my student going to be Useful to me?"

"No, not really..."

"Well," concluded Socrates, "if what you want to tell me is neither True nor Good nor even Useful, why tell it to me at all?"

The man was defeated and ashamed. This was the reason Socrates was a great philosopher and held in such high esteem.
~oOo~

In our world so full of cynicism and skepticism, will repeating this story be kind? Would it be better left unsaid? Would you really be better off repeating this information?

When you analyze it this way, your chances of being gossiper are dramatically reduced.
Extract from Moment of Zen

Post written by Jemma de Halhorst

Magnetic Island - Home of 'Backward Palm Frond Tossing'

Magnetic Island. The home of the latest sporting craze, 'Backward Palm Frond Tossing'. You could become the next World Champion Tosser in the 2013 Season.

Image Man Tossing palm fronds on Magnetic Island

We were going to call it Flinging but flinging is more a forward, or sideways thing. Besides tossing sounds much more macho. Although Palm Frond Flinging does have a nice ring to it. And being a backward motion the action of successfully tossing requires a high degree of skill and focus. See footnote +.

As for the what, when, where and why? We'll publish more details as they come to hand.

My mother would win this easily because she had eyes in he back of her head

+ Footnote:
Any inference that our government is comprised of politicians and bureaucrats, call them Tossers, having a backward motion, is intentional but quite obscure.

Thursday, 6 December 2012

Volcano erupts near Magnetic Island Queensland

Smoke plumes as a volcano erupts just off Magnetic Island 
on Cape Cleveland just kilometres from Townsville in Tropical North Queensland


As the end of the world draws nigh on the 21st December 2012 a volcano erupted on Wednesday October 31, 2012 in North Queensland

As smoke plumed over Cape Cleveland, darkening the skies, a massive crowd of around eight people headed for the hills shouting and shrieking, "We're Doomed! It's the end of the world!"

However all is not lost, as one Magnetic Island local summed up this terrifying phenomena saying,

"It's not a volcano. It's just more smoke and mirror tactics from the Megalomaniac, the evil sheriff of Brisvegas Campbell Newman and his insanely rabid bureaucracies as they rip us off to subsidise his bid for the 2024 Olympic Games in Brisbane."

Magnetic Island Be Warned! Monster Machine may lunge!

Monster machines on Magnetic Island bear a sinister warning. 




Magnetic Island terrorised - Monster Machine may lunge!

Saturday, 24 November 2012

'Queensland People Smugglers Ltd' - Escape the Newman Government! Become an Asylum Seeker or Refugee.

Escape the insanity of the Newman Government! Become an Asylum Seeker or Refugee. Join our Boat People and cruise to sanity with 'Queensland People Smugglers Ltd'



'Queensland People Smugglers Ltd' - Exporting Queenslanders as Asylum Seekers, Refugees & Boat People to the world!



About us
'Queensland People Smugglers Ltd' is a privatised department of the Newman government.

 Formed in April 2012, QPS is committed to making lots of money from disenchanted, disenfranchised Queenslanders who wish to leave after we have already taken nearly everything off them.


Our Aim
We aim to get rid of anyone who objects to being ripped off by a caring government

Our Executives
 Our executives and major shareholders are LNP politicians and senior bureaucrats
with the ethics of maggots


Our Philosophy

As voters you just have to accept that we know what is best for Queensland - class distinction - Us and them. It is the only way to make our form of democracy viable for the top end of town and thereby get our economy back on it's feet and keep us, the LNP, in power."

"If you can't stand the heat - get out of the kitchen"



'Queensland People Smugglers Ltd'

When you need to "get out of the kitchen"


 So if you can not accept that 'we know what is best for Queensland' Then get out!




'Queensland People Smugglers Ltd' - Exporting Queenslanders as Asylum Seekers, Refugees & Boat People to the world!



Post written by ETB Brisbane

Moderator's note: Whilst the farcebook-team may or may not agree with the content of a post or sentiment of the author we believe in freedom of expression.

Queensland Dictator Campbell Newman shuts down Magnetic Island's only Disaster Recovery Centre - for money!



Queensland Dictator Campbell Newman shuts down Magnetic Island's only Disaster Recovery Centre - for money!

In an unprecedented cold blooded and callous move Dictator Newman, his storm troopers ignore the welfare and well-being of the voters who elected him.

Magnetic Island's only Cyclone relief and Recovery Centre will be closed & decommissioned on the 20 December 2012.

Dictator Newman's puppets, LNP MP John Hathaway and by association LNP David Crisafulli have totally ignored the calls of their constituents to represent them

Queensland no longer has representational government!

Democracy is dead!


Post submitted by Chris Sutherland, Richmond Qld

Friday, 23 November 2012

You weren't elected to hurt and deprive our Kids Mr Newman! Don't Close Magnetic Island Camp




You weren't elected to hurt and deprive our Kids Mr Newman! Don't Close Magnetic Island Camp



  • Decommissioning is not an option.  Decommissioning the Magnetic Island Active Recreation Centre and  only designated Disaster Relief & Recovery Centre with no alternate facility available is not an option for this year’s cyclone/wet season. The Centre cannot be decommissioned. The decision to decommission the centre was made without consideration of regulatory guidelines
 Premier Newman, Minister Dickson and Senior Bureaucrat Ashton got it wrong!

To ensure that the centre will continue to cater to the school visitor groups that traditionally makes up the major market segment and incoming revenue source and that the centre stays online as the island’s relief & recovery centre there are only two options. The first (1.) will not happen leaving the second (2.) as the only acceptable option
  
  1. The camp either stays open under government control to operate as it has and the cancelled bookings to be restored OR

  1. The Camp stays open under government management to operate as it has. The cancelled bookings are to be restored with the government continuing to manage the camp during a transitional operating period until  the private operator takes over after 1 July 2013 - Staffing during the transition period. As full time staff employed by the department of communities have been given the option of resign and recieve a redundancy package or be sacked and get nothing, and the casula employed by IPA being laid off the only option here could be to employ existing staff on a temporary basis. With the new operator making the decision for future staffing. 

After the community Rally and consulation with over 50 user group leaders and numerous other stakeholders the general consenus can be summed in option 2.. And a large number adding  "If it ain't broke don't fix it".

Newman & Dickson Decommission Magnetic Island's Only Disaster Relief & Recovery Centre

It has become painfully obvious that the Newman government is paying lip service only to having the Magnetic Island Recreation Centre continue in its current roles. That is firstly as an Active recreation Centre for kids & other groups, and secondly, the most important priority at this time, as Magnetic Island's only designated disaster relief & recovery Centre.

There are no designated, public cyclone Shelters or places of refuge on the island.

The decommissioning of the Magnetic Island centre effectively place the lives and wellbeing of Magnetic Island residents and visitors at risk in the event of a disaster such as cyclone or severe flooding.

The Magnetic island facility is the only one that has the capacity to provide a temporary home for residents homeless as a result of a disaster. It sleeps 100 but has the capacity to sustain at least another 50. The kitchen can cater for 200 or more. There are 6 other Emergency facilities on Magnetic Island, these are evacuation centres only, but there is only one capable of sustaining families in the event of a disaster and the post period.

Recreation Minister Steve Dickson’s callous statement in the Townsville Bulletin Monday 12 November has made the government's position quite clear. He "could not guarantee the facility would be in a usable condition during a cyclone" And that designation of disaster recovery centres was the responsibility of the Townsville City Council.

Minister, the 'designation of disaster recovery centres' may be the responsibility of the Townsville City Council but, Mr Dickson, how can the Council 'designate' a facility when the only suitable property on the island  is being closed and decommissioned?

The state government has no right to place the well being of Magnetic Islands Residents and visitors at risk. Cyclone season is upon us, We may or may not have a devastating cyclone or flood situation but it is the government’s duty of care to ensure that this facility remains  on standby. Not to decommission it. If the worst happens we will hold the state government responsible.

Send a message to the people who closed  and decommissioned our Relief & Recovery Centre at 
The Magnetic Island Active Recreation Centre
Click on the names to send your email
Campbell Newman, Premier, Steven Dickson Recreation Minister, 
Rob Ashton Senior Bureaucrat Department of Communities.
and last and least 
John Hathaway MP member for ??? representing ???
And sign the petition before 28 November 2012


Thursday, 22 November 2012

Save Magnetic Island Camp Rally - Magnetic Community News

Save Our Camp

Debbie Denison
On Sunday (November 18) around 80 people attended a rally to protest over the closure of the Magnetic Island Active Recreation Centre in Picnic Bay.


Read more... in the Magnetic Community News
and pickup your copy at shops around Magnetic Island

 
If you would like to see the Magnetic Island Active Recreation Centre remain open the e petition on line is now open go to http://www.parliament.qld.gov.au/work-of-assembly/petitions/e-petition?PetNum=2012

The petition closes 28/11/12

A message from Campbell Newman for Magnetic Island Cyclone Season

Magnetic Island, Hope you survive the cyclone season. Too bad we decommissioned your Cyclone Relief & Recovery Centre it was us costing money. But we know you'll understand if the worst happens.
I only did it because I care for Queenslanders

Picture of Campbell Newman in his jet running away from Magnetic island Cyclone
 
 Send a message to the people who closed  and decommissioned our Relief & Recovery Centre at 
The Magnetic Island Active Recreation Centre

Click on the names to send your email

Campbell Newman, Premier, Steven Dickson Recreation Minister, 
Rob Ashton Senior Bureaucrat Department of Communities.
and last and least 
John Hathaway MP member for ??? representing ???

And sign the petition before 28 November 2012


Monday, 19 November 2012

Locals pitch protest to save rec centre - Townsville Bulletin - Save magnetic Island Camp

Locals pitch protest to save rec centre - Save magnetic Island Camp

 EMMA CHANNON  |  November 19th, 2012

ABOUT 60 Magnetic Island residents rallied at the Active Recreation Centre in a move of "people power" yesterday, to try to keep the centre's doors open.

Led by local identity David "Crusty" Herron, the group gathered to try to send a message to the State Government, summed up on the placards that were waved about: "Save our camp".

Former state member for Townsville Mike Reynolds, who helped save the centre in 2008 when then-premier Anna Bligh threatened its closure, said "people power" would save it again.



Read more about the Newman Government's closure of Magnetic Island's
Only Disaster Relief & Recovery Centre in the


Save Our Magnetic Island Camp Blog

Islanders protest over Recreation Camp closure - Magnetic Times




November 18th 2012


About 80 Magnetic Islanders and friends gathered at the front of Magnetic Island Recreation Camp at Picnic Bay today to show their support in keeping the camp open.

Read the story in the  Magnetic Times 


Story and photo: Melanie Coutts


Read more about the Newman Government's closure of Magnetic Island's
Only Disaster Relief & Recovery Centre in the

Save Our Magnetic Island Camp Blog

Sign the e-petition now. Save the Magnetic Island Camp our Recreation Centre and Disaster Recovery Centre from Closure

Save the Magnetic Island Camp our Recreation Centre and Disaster Recovery Centre from Closure


 Only Queensland residents may sign

You may sign only once

Do not sign both the e-petition & a hard-copy petition

Now that you have signed the petition email this post to a friend



and visit the Magnetic Times for more updates and special coverage