Magnetic Island Be Warned! Monster Machine may lunge!

Monster machines on Magnetic Island bear a sinister warning. 

Magnetic Island terrorised - Monster Machine may lunge!

~ Pondering the Queensland State Elections 2012 ~ In Retrospect

 

 Pondering the Queensland Election 2012 in retrospect.

Or should that read;

'Idealistically 

one would be more realistic 

being pragmatically cynical'

Used with permission

Magnetic Island Silent Terrorist Attack - Breaking News! Garbage Bag Alert!

Never before captured on video. Magnetic Island has been under clandestine, silent terrorist attack by thousands of hungry garbage bags. These solitary creatures, if we can call them that, roam from house to house when no one is home waltzing as they seek food. Wreaking havoc, destroying legs of tables if they found nothing appetising.

Commenting, Qld MP Mandy Johnstone is purported to have said; "Let me just say before I can do anything to help with this issue I have to do things with other issues first because I don't do much and only if it's good for my faction. I was put up for pre-selection without a plebiscite to maintain the quota of women in parliament. Send me an email and I'll get back to you. If I'm re-elected"

Tourism Queensland , a government agency committed to making a profit, suggested that these bizarre creatures could become a major tourist attraction for Magnetic Island just like 'Whitey' the crocodile, the once in a lifetime Cyclone Yasi and the cruise ships that come to Townsville.

 Just like our pollies do at election time.

Can you do this?

 

don't look into my eyes

Gotcha!

Contributed by:patchouliman