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"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane."
(Marcus Aurelius Antoninus Augustus; Roman Emperor 161 to 180 AD)


Thursday, 18 April 2013

New! Facebook Abbreviations from the farcebook-team blog. WOBH!

Tired of the same old? Well, here's a new facebook abbreviation (acronym) to test drive. WOBH. An aging farcebook-team contributor found an old screen printed T-shirt from his hippie days in the 60s. 

 this is for 'Stabby Rivke' on facebook
from the farcebook team


Disclaimer.
Around the time of Australia's version of Woodstock 1960's a bloke ka, 
BBQ Bob the Bastard Burton got a friend to think up a slogan to express his amazement at the actions of the Queensland Government of the day, that would not get him arrested. Of course the original artwork was hand drawn  & not simply flicked off the net.

Friday, 4 January 2013

On Magnetic Island we think twice before spreading a rumour. Well most of us. Try the Ultimate Gossip Test.

 On  Magnetic Island most of us think twice before spreading a rumour. Here is a short story that explains the three filters of Socrates – The Ultimate Gossip Test. Here it goes...

Everything the gossip monger told me is true!
Because some other gossip monger told me it was.
(DCH2009)

~O~

One day the great philosopher Socrates came upon an acquaintance who ran up to him excitedly and said, "Socrates, do you know what I just heard about one of your students?"

Socrates"Wait a moment," Socrates replied. "Before you tell me, I'd like you to pass a little test. It's called the Test of Three."

"Three?"

"That's right, Socrates continued. "Before you talk to me about my student let's take a moment to test what you're going to say. The first test is Truth. Have you made absolutely

sure that what you are about to tell me is true?"

No," the man said, "actually I just heard about it."

"All right," said Socrates. "So you don't really know if it's True or not."

"Now let's try the second test, the test of Goodness. Is what you are about to tell me about my student something good?"

"No, on the contrary..."

"So," Socrates continued, "you want to tell me something bad about him even though you're not certain it's true?"

The man shrugged, a little embarrassed.

Socrates continued. "You may still pass though, because there is a third test - the filter of Usefulness. Is what you want to tell me about my student going to be Useful to me?"

"No, not really..."

"Well," concluded Socrates, "if what you want to tell me is neither True nor Good nor even Useful, why tell it to me at all?"

The man was defeated and ashamed. This was the reason Socrates was a great philosopher and held in such high esteem.
~oOo~

In our world so full of cynicism and skepticism, will repeating this story be kind? Would it be better left unsaid? Would you really be better off repeating this information?

When you analyze it this way, your chances of being gossiper are dramatically reduced.
Extract from Moment of Zen

Post written by Jemma de Halhorst

Magnetic Island - Home of 'Backward Palm Frond Tossing'

Magnetic Island. The home of the latest sporting craze, 'Backward Palm Frond Tossing'. You could become the next World Champion Tosser in the 2013 Season.

Image Man Tossing palm fronds on Magnetic Island

We were going to call it Flinging but flinging is more a forward, or sideways thing. Besides tossing sounds much more macho. Although Palm Frond Flinging does have a nice ring to it. And being a backward motion the action of successfully tossing requires a high degree of skill and focus. See footnote +.

As for the what, when, where and why? We'll publish more details as they come to hand.

My mother would win this easily because she had eyes in he back of her head

+ Footnote:
Any inference that our government is comprised of politicians and bureaucrats, call them Tossers, having a backward motion, is intentional but quite obscure.

Thursday, 6 December 2012

Volcano erupts near Magnetic Island Queensland

Smoke plumes as a volcano erupts just off Magnetic Island 
on Cape Cleveland just kilometres from Townsville in Tropical North Queensland


As the end of the world draws nigh on the 21st December 2012 a volcano erupted on Wednesday October 31, 2012 in North Queensland

As smoke plumed over Cape Cleveland, darkening the skies, a massive crowd of around eight people headed for the hills shouting and shrieking, "We're Doomed! It's the end of the world!"

However all is not lost, as one Magnetic Island local summed up this terrifying phenomena saying,

"It's not a volcano. It's just more smoke and mirror tactics from the Megalomaniac, the evil sheriff of Brisvegas Campbell Newman and his insanely rabid bureaucracies as they rip us off to subsidise his bid for the 2024 Olympic Games in Brisbane."

Magnetic Island Be Warned! Monster Machine may lunge!

Monster machines on Magnetic Island bear a sinister warning. 




Magnetic Island terrorised - Monster Machine may lunge!

Saturday, 24 November 2012

'Queensland People Smugglers Ltd' - Escape the Newman Government! Become an Asylum Seeker or Refugee.

Escape the insanity of the Newman Government! Become an Asylum Seeker or Refugee. Join our Boat People and cruise to sanity with 'Queensland People Smugglers Ltd'



'Queensland People Smugglers Ltd' - Exporting Queenslanders as Asylum Seekers, Refugees & Boat People to the world!



About us
'Queensland People Smugglers Ltd' is a privatised department of the Newman government.

 Formed in April 2012, QPS is committed to making lots of money from disenchanted, disenfranchised Queenslanders who wish to leave after we have already taken nearly everything off them.


Our Aim
We aim to get rid of anyone who objects to being ripped off by a caring government

Our Executives
 Our executives and major shareholders are LNP politicians and senior bureaucrats
with the ethics of maggots


Our Philosophy

As voters you just have to accept that we know what is best for Queensland - class distinction - Us and them. It is the only way to make our form of democracy viable for the top end of town and thereby get our economy back on it's feet and keep us, the LNP, in power."

"If you can't stand the heat - get out of the kitchen"



'Queensland People Smugglers Ltd'

When you need to "get out of the kitchen"


 So if you can not accept that 'we know what is best for Queensland' Then get out!




'Queensland People Smugglers Ltd' - Exporting Queenslanders as Asylum Seekers, Refugees & Boat People to the world!



Post written by ETB Brisbane

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Queensland Dictator Campbell Newman shuts down Magnetic Island's only Disaster Recovery Centre - for money!



Queensland Dictator Campbell Newman shuts down Magnetic Island's only Disaster Recovery Centre - for money!

In an unprecedented cold blooded and callous move Dictator Newman, his storm troopers ignore the welfare and well-being of the voters who elected him.

Magnetic Island's only Cyclone relief and Recovery Centre will be closed & decommissioned on the 20 December 2012.

Dictator Newman's puppets, LNP MP John Hathaway and by association LNP David Crisafulli have totally ignored the calls of their constituents to represent them

Queensland no longer has representational government!

Democracy is dead!


Post submitted by Chris Sutherland, Richmond Qld